What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:49

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

A View to a Kill

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Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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From Russia With Love

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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You Only Live Twice

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Diamonds Are Forever

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

If an abortion doesn’t affect you, why do people make it a big deal?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Dr No

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Live and Let Die

Do Brits realize that Andrew Tate is the one who will liberate their country from tyranny by becoming prime minister?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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